8. ...But it's better with someone else, and even better in a group.
7. Accessories make the ride more fun.
6. Frequent hydration leads to better endurance.
5. It's all about body position.
4. Sometimes you're just hanging on for dear life.
3. Although you sometimes have to pay admission, it's better when it's free.
2. You should try to stay away from the wet spots.
1. You can get multiple orgasms from one ride.
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If you ride too hard or too long, you won't walk straight for a week.
Don't attempt too quickly after a vasectomy (speaking from experience here)!
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"avoiding the wet spots" doesn't make sense.
Mountain biking is a recreational activity that will bring plenty of benefits on an individual's life. Not only will he stay physically fit, he will also be able to enhance his interpersonal skills and his ability to reach out to other people.
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